There once was a lass from UGA

There once was a woman from Windermere 

There once was a Puder from Oakdale Street 

There was once a chick from Rippling Lane 

There was once was a girl from Cornelia Street 

There was once a Broad from Jacksonville 

There once was a sugartits from Athens 

There once was a blonde from Florida 

Limerics

Garlic Chick 

Weanus Penis 

Rippling Lane sane 

Left Elbow and Row 

Shel Silverstein and mean and lean 

Air supply guy fly buy  

There once was a woman from Windermere

Who 

Bart 

Lake Butler 

Windermere pre D house 

Turkish coffee 

Loves tree houses (made index cards pictures and sold them)

Shel Silverstein 

Fireworks in the boat 

Garlic 

Hot sauce 

Tendinitis in left elbow. 

Air supply first concert 

Muenster Cheese

Dark Green Volkswagen Van

Double Rainbow

Frames and picture frames 

Arugula loves it 

Hates certain tree bark. Textures. Hates Too busy patterns

Mom took in stray cats 

Smackie Face 

Participatory skills big one for Ted 

Cheese curds and squeaky cheese 

Mom backing in the Volkswagen 

My Mom is Waif. That was the name of a childhood dog.

Janes Addiction 

BB had a briefcase and an umbrella 

2 movies in theater 

Star Wars 

Shaft 

Wants to learn how to play bridge. 

Loves playing cards 

Not a fan of horses 

Star Trek

Lawrence Welk

I’m just a bill on Capitol Hill